The 20 quirkiest places to stay in Britain

Published on: Tuesday, April 3, 2018
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Looking for lodgings with a difference? Then have a look through our guide for the most unusual accommodations in Britain

1. Romany Caravan, Black Mountains, Wales

Feed your inner bohemian with a stay in one of Wales’s kookiest accommodation options – a gypsy wagon. The lovingly restored 1940s vardo may be on the snug side, but its charming interiors – rich woods painted with bright swirls, goose down duvets and a coal-burning Queenie stove – totally make up for it. Set amongst the bucolic meadows of the Monmouthshire countryside, it’s a romantic retreat if ever there was one.

Best for: Rural escapes, a couples’ getaway.

Details: Caravan from £136 for 2 nights (tel: +44 1873 890190;

2. West Usk Lighthouse, Newport

One of Britain’s most unusual lighthouses, West Usk retired from service in 1922 and has since found a new job as a cosy bed and breakfast. Located at the junction of the Severn and Usk estuaries, the lighthouse has six nautically-themed rooms, a hot tub and great views.

Best for: Romantic retreats, family holidays, walking holidays.

Details: “Double rooms start at £150 per night, which includes full English breakfasts the following morning (tel: +44 1633 810126;

3. Appleton Water Tower, Sandringham, Norfolk

A stone’s throw from the Royal Sandringham Estate, this Victorian water tower has been converted into lodgings that are fit for a king. Looking out over the treetops, this regal residence sleeps four and has great walking trails nearby. The downstairs kitchen has a farmhouse feel and the third-floor bathroom offers the best panoramas in the area.

Best for: Escapism, hiking holidays, family breaks.

Details: Appleton Water Tower is rented out on a four-night basis with prices starting from £513 (tel: +44 1628 825925;

4. Llancayo Windmill, Usk, Monmouthshire

Nestling in rural Monmouthshire, this converted windmill is perfect for group holidays or family sojourns. Located near the Brecon Beacons, there are a range of adventure sports available locally, such as climbing, hang gliding, hiking and mountain biking. This Welsh wonder can accommodate up to 12 guests and one pooch.

Best for: Group holidays, family breaks, outdoor adventure.

Details: Llancayo Windmill sleeps 12. For pricing contact the Windmill (tel: +44 1386 701177;

5. Freston Tower, Ipswich, Suffolk

This six-storey Tudor folly offers vertical living in the heart of rural Suffolk. Boasting sweeping views over the surrounding countryside and nearby River Orwell, this unique property has two twin bedrooms, a kitchen and a snug on the top floor, all of which are linked by a steep spiral staircase. For the best views in the house, head to the roof terrace.

Best for: Novelty family breaks, couples getaways.

Details: Pet-friendly Freston Tower sleeps four and is rented out on a four-night basis with prices starting at £453 (tel: +44 1628 825925;

6. Big Green Bus, Lewes, East Sussex

Since retiring from service in the nineties, this West Midlands commuter bus has been converted into a three-bedroom space that accommodates up to six guests. The bus has been featured on the Channel 4 show, George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces, and is seeing out its retirement on a campsite in rural East Sussex. Believe it or not, there’s a kitchen, a shower room and even a lounge complete with log-burning stove.

Best for: Glamping holidays, novelty family breaks, a rural retreat.

Details: The Big Green Bus can be rented out for a minimum of two nights with prices starting around £400 (tel: +44 7969 614599;

7. Martello Tower, Aldeburgh, Suffolk

Built to protect Britain from a marauding Napoleon, today the historic Martello Tower is rented out as a unique holiday property. Located on the pebble beach at Aldeburgh, this extraordinary, nautically-themed building has two twin bedrooms, cosy living areas and beautiful views along the coast.

Best for: Family getaways, romantic breaks.

Details: Pet-friendly Martello Tower sleeps four and is rented out on a four-night basis with prices starting from £575 (tel: +44 1628 825925;

8. Hampton Court Palace, Richmond-upon-Thames, London

It’s one of the most popular tourist attractions in London, but few visitors realise that Hampton Court Palace offers overnight stays. And what a stay it will be, sleeping in a sprawling Tudor palace that Henry VIII once called home. There are two apartments available; Fish Court and The Georgian House, which sleep six and eight respectively.

Best for: History buffs, Henry VIII admirers.

Details: Apartments are available for four-night rentals, which start at £771 (tel: +44 1628 825925;

9. The Witchery, Edinburgh

Indulgent, ostentatious and operatic, the nine individually-dressed sleeping quarters at The Witchery combine aristocratic artistry with utmost luxury. Its restoration from crumbling Royal Mile building to a devilishly decorated den of decadence comes courtesy of its generous four-poster beds, extravagant furniture and resplendent roll-top baths. It also has a remarkable, wooden-walled restaurant on-site.

Best for: Honeymoons, Hogmanay, city breaks.

Details: Suites in The Witchery start at £365 per night and include a breakfast hamper served in the room, newspapers, mineral water and a welcoming bottle of champagne on arrival (tel: +44 131 225 5613;

10. St Pancras Clock Tower, King’s Cross, London

Hidden inside the clock tower of Sir George Gilbert Scott’s beautifully fashioned, but long since closed Midland Grand Hotel, is this wonderfully designed, loft-style apartment. With exposed brickwork, soaring ceilings, wrought iron staircases and an extensive library, the whole flat oozes New York charm in a very, traditional English edifice.

Best for: City breaks, longer stays.

Details: The mini apartment in the St Pancras Clock Tower can be rented out from £130 per night (

11. Spitbank Fort, Portsmouth, Hampshire

Built in 1878 to protect Portsmouth from an invasion, Spitbank Fort became an unlikely location for raves when it was abandoned by the Ministry of Defence in 1982. Today the fort is home to a luxury eight-bedroom hotel, three restaurants, an open-air pool, sauna, wine cellar and games room. Accessed by boat, if you’re looking to get away from it all, this is hard to beat.

Best for: Escapism, private parties, romantic breaks.

Details: Double rooms are around £1,000 per night, which includes boat transfers, food, full use of the fort’s facilities and a glass of champagne on arrival (tel: +44 2392 809767;

12. Hobbit House, Luxulyan Valley, Cornwall

You don’t have to be a short and hairy mythical being to get your own piece of Tolkien’s Middle-earth. The Hobbit Hideaway in Cornwall is actually quite accommodating for those of all heights, with room for two full-sized guests. Located on the World Heritage Site of the Luxulyan Valley, the hut features a living roof.

Best for: Families, Lord of the Rings nerds.

Details: Renting this slice of Middle Earth costs £45 per night (tel: +44 1726 882442;

13. Tree Tent, Bodmin, Cornwall

After a long day of hiking, wouldn’t you like to skip the less-than-enjoyable tent-pitching and climb right into bed? Well at Lost Meadow Tree Tent you can literally climb right in. The compact mid-air bedroom has two single beds and 20 private acres for guests to explore. The circular pod hangs a cool 3m (9.10ft) off the ground.

Best for: Nature lovers, height-junkies, adventure types.

Details: The lofty treepod sleeps two adults and costs £190 for a two-night stay (tel: +44 117 204 7830;

14. House in the Clouds, Thorpeness, Suffolk

So you’re heading on holiday, you’ve got loud kids in tow and maybe even your in-laws… if only there was somewhere you could all have your own space. House in the Clouds in Suffolk is the answer to your wishes: six floors, with five bedrooms, a game room, drawing room and 67 stairs to separate you from the other guests. Bliss.

Best for: Family breaks with barriers, rural holidays.

Details: For prices and bookings contact Sylvia Le Comber (tel: +44 20 7224 3615;

15. Treetops Treehouse, Chulmleigh, Devon

If you never had the joy of a treehouse when you were younger, then a night here will more than make up for it. Built around the branches of a 250-year-old oak, Treetops Treehouse has two double rooms, which comfortably accommodate four guests in wooded luxury.

Best for: Young and the young at heart.

Details: This big kid’s dream can be rented out from £300 per night (tel: +44 117 204 7830;

16. Raft at Chigborough, Maldon, Essex

So you like the idea of a holiday on the water, but you’ve watched Titanic too many times to consider a cruise. Then how about this rustic, two-story raft? Floating on a lake in Essex, this unique property is close to the scenic countryside and is great for birdwatchers.

Best for: Birdwatchers, relaxing holidays on the water.

Details: This four-berth starts at £450 for two nights (tel:+44 117 204 7830;

17. The Chapel, Walcot Hall, Shropshire

The idea of sleeping in an old chapel might seem a tad eerie, but there’s nothing unnerving about this former sanctuary. Renovations have made The Chapel an idyllic retreat for those wanting a little peace and quiet. The two-bedroom holiday home is located amongst the English oaks and chestnuts of Walcot Arboretum.

Best for: Hiking holidays, escaping to Mother Nature.

Details: Rent this slice of rural Shropshire from just £525 per week (tel: +44 1588 680570;

18. House in the Sea, Newquay Bay, Cornwall

Private house? Check. Private island? Check. On the beach? Check. As if that wasn’t enough, this opulent abode comes with its own private gardens, bar and sunbathing deck. Accessed via a suspension bridge, this Bond-esque retreat sleeps up to six guests and one well-behaved pooch.

Best for: Luxury family breaks, romantic sojourns.

Details: From £1,540 for a long weekend or a mid-week break (tel: +44 1872 553 491;

19. Loveland Pod, Bideford, Devon

The Pod at Loveland farm has everything you need for a romantic holiday, and nothing you don’t. Though the exterior looks a little like something from outer space, the giant domed tent is cosy, with a large king-sized bed, wood-burning fire and two fold-out sofas. There is an outdoor kitchenette, shower and toilet, all of which have splendid views.

Best for: Lovebirds, birdwatchers, young families.

Details: The Pod can be rented for a minimum of two nights and prices start from £300 (tel: +44 1237 441894;

20. Fernie Castle Treehouse, St Andrews, Fife

Fernie Castle should really be on this list twice; once for its awesome hotel – which is housed inside a 480-year-old castle – and again for the eccentric Treehouse suite, which is propped up by six huge sycamores. Luxury abounds inside this lofty room, which accommodates two in wooded opulence.

Best for: Eccentric mini-breaks, nature lovers.

Details: The room can be rented from £445 per night; this includes dinner, bed and breakfast alongside a host of luxurious touches (tel: +44 1337 810381;

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